KYLE IS KYLE.

KYLE IS A NINJA IN HIS SPARE TIME.

KYLE THINKS OUTSIDE THE BOX.

KYLE CAN'T SEE THE TV PAST STEVE'S OBNOXIOUSLY HUGE HEAD.

KYLE OWNS A HAT THAT EATS SOULS.

KYLE CAN DO TRICKS.

KYLE KNOWS WHAT'S UP.

KYLE SLEEPS WITH A TEDDY.

KYLE CAN DO MATH.

KYLE ATE ONE TOO MANY PASTRIES.

KYLE IS NOT CHEAP OR STINGY.

KYLE CAN DEFY GRAVITY.

KYLE THROWS PEANUT BUTTER AT STUBBORN TECHNOLOGY, HOPING THAT IT'S DEATHLY ALLERGIC.

KYLE IS AN INTERESTING FELLOW.

KYLE KNOWS ALL.

I WILL MARRY KYLE.

KYLE DOES NOT CALL HIMSELF FAT AND UGLY TO GET COMPLIMENTS - KYLE CALLS HIMSELF KYLE TO GET COMPLIMENTS.

KYLE EATS WAFFLES EVERY SINGLE DAY.

ALL HAIL KYLE.

KYLE IS NOT RACIST.

KYLE CAN TEXT ON A PAYPHONE.

KYLE DOUBTS THE WORDS OF STEVE.

KYLE IS EVERYTHING.

KYLE IS CHUCK NORRIS' BROTHER.

KYLE IS NOT POTTY TRAINED.

KYLE DIGS OLDER WOMEN.

KYLE LIKES TUESDAYS.

KYLE LIKES CAPITAL LETTERS.

KYLE CAN COMMUNICATE WITH MONKEYS.

KYLE HAS NO LAST NAME.

KYLE IS PROUD TO BE CANADIAN.